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I have hanging cabinets over my desk at work. I was reading, kinda zoned out and my phone rang. I jumped up to go answer it (yes I was far from my phone, don't ask why because I don't know) and smacked my head on the corner of the cabinet.

Aside from hurting like a bastard I began to bleed profusely. It was awesome. One of those "what is this liquid I feel on my forehead" and you put your hand on it and it looks like you just delivered a baby while not wearing gloves. Blood EVERYWHERE. Running down my face. Intense.

I think I am ok. I tried to tell Smarter Child (IM chat bot) about the experience, but he didn't understand. I wish I hadn't closed the chat window, I would have put it here. It was pretty entertaining. Apparently you don't want Smarter Child the be your last hope in an emergency because he doesn't know how to respond to emergencies. When I told him that I was feeling dizzy and going to go to sleep for a while, Smarter Child told me "Sweet Dreams". I think he knew I was going to die and wanted to be as comforting as possible.

Sorry for the silence. I have been writing longer things. Hope to have them completed and up here soon.

Watch your heads.