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Yep, I am dissecting one of my own previous posts. It is the one entitled "programming notes" if you are interested. Amazingly if you read that post with hindsight and a fact checking machine I come out to look like a real asshole. Let's get post modern on me. Past John in italics, Present John in Bold:

I basically watch Adult Swim and sports. Here is some updates on each:

I can't wait to point out what an asshole you are.

Mission Hill is running on repeats. Very late at night. If you're up and unsleepy, check it out. It is pretty decent and probably one of the most dated feeling shows in existence, which is weird because it took place in 2005.

It was made in 2000. Check your facts. You don't even have an excuse. You have to use the internet to write these things. Open a new tab and google search things. My God. You suck.

Astrobasego.com is offering Venture Brothers t-shirts each week. New shirt every week only available for a week. The shirt has to do with that weeks episode. Another really entertaining show.

I'm ordering this week's. Not that I love it, I just want to order one of these shirts and haven't been real flattered by any so far. On a side note, thank you for providing zero pieces of information on the show and why you like it. Now stop hocking products for a company you don't work for.

Euro 2008 is going on right now (soccer). Netherlands is (are?, stupid grammar) looking tough.

Honestly, I still don't know the correct grammar for this.

Begs the question of whether they are peaking too early.

You might be a genius. Netherlands lost to Russia in the first round of elimination games. Not too shabby. I guess since you knew this would happen you gambled on it or didn't get too attached to the team.

I hope not.

Oh.

My rankings for teams I am rooting for and why:

1) Netherlands: PSV Eindhoven and Ruud van Nistelrooy

Wow. Even though you knew they would lose you put them at number 1. You're a jagbag.

2) Germany: I think next to Irish I have more German genetic material in me than anything else. I could have probably worded that better, but here we are. My favorite player is this bearded fella known as Christoph Metzelder - http://china.goal.com/images/19406_hp.jpg. If you're an athlete and have a beard, I will be rooting for you.

Germany made it to the finals. Good for me. Lost to Spain. Bad for them. On a side note, beards make everyone more successful. Look at Castro.

3) Croatia: What I am about to say is 100% serious. Dig those socks! http://www.euro2008.uefa.com/tournament/matches/match=300701/report=rw.html. Seriously, those uniforms are unreal. (silence) *cough, cough* (more silence). Just me? Fine.

F*&$ you if you don't support those socks. They are awesome.