The Inevitable Movie Preview Review

Time for another world famous "John reviews a movie based on its preview".

I was trying to avoid this one because it looks so bad, but it would be irresponsible to do so.



This movie is about Aztec Chihuahuas that are going to sing and dance for 2+ hours. In case you were curious, they fully intend to bang each other as was noted by the 50% lover part. I am also assuming that since the Chihuahua has a spanish accent but raps as though he was from the streets that he is based on Gerardo.



Bonus points if you knew who Gerardo was before watching the video. I never realized how filthy the lyrics to this song were.

Please note that in the preview it did not say "Disney Proudly Presents" in the voiceover which is common for Disney movies. Even they know its gonna suck.

The movie posters for this don't help answer any questions at all either. Sorry I link to these instead of posting them here, I just have no idea how to do it without it screwing everything up.

Poster 1
http://movies.about.com/od/beverlyhillschihuahua/ig/Beverly-Hills-Chihuahua-Poster/beverlyhillschihuahuaposter2.htm
OK, I know how big Chihuahuas are. Excellent.

Poster 2
http://movies.about.com/od/beverlyhillschihuahua/ig/Beverly-Hills-Chihuahua-Poster/beverlyhillschihuahuaposter4.htm
This tells me that the Chihuahua wants to fight me or is asking me if I literally want some of him. Which seems strange considering the other poster informed me that he was already little and probably doesn't have much to give.

Poster 3
http://movies.about.com/od/beverlyhillschihuahua/ig/Beverly-Hills-Chihuahua-Poster/beverlyhillschihuahuaposter3.htm
I now know I need to kill myself on Sept 25.

Follow up: Apparently the release date was pushed back a week. Giving me another week to live. Thanks Disney.